I suppose after a few bottles of Robot Invader you won’t worry so much about the impending robot uprising! Anyone know of they sell this stuff domestically?
(awesome packaging by Marco Menaballi)
"People go to college because not going to college carries a penalty. College is a purchased loyalty oath to an imagined employer. College shows you are serious enough about your life to risk ruining it early on. College is a promise the economy does not keep - but not going to college promises you will struggle to survive."
The five elements of Magic: The Gathering, explained in flavor text.